Author Archives: Ranter
Hey Pissant . . .
You. Yeah, you. The little pissant behind the counter looking at me like I just attempted to explain Schroedinger’s cat to you with sign language – Gimme my fuckin’ latte. Whaddya mean “did I mean grande”? No, asswipe, I meant … Continue reading
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Random Yahoo Answers
From time to time I like to relax and help out other people. Yahoo answers is a perfect place to do this. When I do this I will pick out random questions and try to offer my help. Here are … Continue reading
To the Saleman
Dear Sir, actually that may be a bit misleading…How about Dear blind dumb fat-fuck? I understand that times are difficult at present and you may be doing this simply due to lack of options. So, if that’s the case, I’m … Continue reading