From time to time I like to relax and help out other people. Yahoo answers is a perfect place to do this. When I do this I will pick out random questions and try to offer my help. Here are the ones I’ve answered tonight.
Question
Help!! Stripper removal.?
Your Answer:
Since your stripper has already dried she’s basically all used up and there is no further use for her (but you already knew that).
One option would be to simply lure her out the front door with dollar bills. Depending upon the size of your house, however, this may become a bit spendy.
You could always grab some chloroform and knock her ass out and simply drag her to the nearest K-mart parking lot. To divert her attention while utilizing a chloroform dripping towel you can simply rattle a set of keys akin to teasing a cat. Strippers are usually easily distracted.
If that doesn’t work you can always call up your buddy and get him shit-faced and introduce them to one another. He’ll probably be more than happy to take her off your hands.
As an aside you may want to contact the company that produces your so-called “stripper remover”, apparently it isn’t at all effective.
Hope that helps. Have a wonderful evening.
Source(s):
Question
What are ways to get your house to have a clean, distinct smell?
Your Answer:
As far as burning a fruit on the stove – I wouldn’t do that. It would probably really piss him off and you may face assault charges.
You want something unique. Memorable. Myself I prefer the stench of pastel orange circus peanut candies and slightly crispy spam- but that’s me. You may not enjoy that, but you’ll never forget it.
Just pick a scent that you enjoy and throw it in a blender with some clean detergent. Grind all that up and put it in a spray bottle and mist the hell out of your place before they show up. That’ll show ‘em.
Another approach may be the “best offense is a good defense” train of thought. Hire a circus elephant to come shit on your lawn. Just keep your entryway dimly lit and as soon as your guests step in elephant crap they’ll thoroughly enjoy any scent your home has to offer.
Hope that helps. Have a wonderful evening.
Source(s):
Question
How to make a home made ouija board?
Your Answer:
Well, the first thing you gotta do is set yourself up a demon trap. There are many, many ways to do this but the method I prefer is take a cardboard box about 1 foot square (demons are small in their physical form) I prefer the box in which chia pets are sold. Inside that box throw yourself a big chunk of spam smeared with mayonnaise – demons love mayonnaise and spam. Just set that out and sometime around 6PM (demons are on Greenwich mean time) you should hear a thump with a smacking sound, something akin to jabba the hut sucking on a chocolate covered turkey leg. That’s your demon there. Shut the top of the box.
Whew! Hard part is over.
Since you have your demon in the chia box it doesn’t really matter much what the actual board looks like. The secret to a ouija board is that they have spam rubbed all over the bottom of them. The demon is immediately attracted to that. You could make the top of it look all bright and colorful, like Dr. Suess threw up on it, and as long as it has the alphabet (demons hate the alphabet) and spam rubbed on it, It’s automatically posessed.
The aesthetics of the board are really purely a personal choice.
Hope that helps.
