Random Yahoo Answers
May 17
2009
2009
From time to time I like to relax and help out other people. Yahoo answers is a perfect place to do this. When I do this I will pick out random questions and try to offer my help. Here are the ones I’ve answered tonight.
Question
Help!! Stripper removal.?
I had used a stripper removal in my bathroom. Said to wait 30 min and test and can be used up to 24 hours. I got called into work, and now the stripper has dried. Is there an easier way to remove?
Your Answer:
Wow, that’s a tough one. I remember back in the day when I had a stripper in my bathroom. She just would not leave! You must be using a higher-end stripper than I was, though. Mine would never let me use her after 24 hours. I was lucky to get a half hour out of her before the Rohypnol wore off. However, I digress . . .
Since your stripper has already dried she’s basically all used up and there is no further use for her (but you already knew that).
One option would be to simply lure her out the front door with dollar bills. Depending upon the size of your house, however, this may become a bit spendy.
You could always grab some chloroform and knock her ass out and simply drag her to the nearest K-mart parking lot. To divert her attention while utilizing a chloroform dripping towel you can simply rattle a set of keys akin to teasing a cat. Strippers are usually easily distracted.
If that doesn’t work you can always call up your buddy and get him shit-faced and introduce them to one another. He’ll probably be more than happy to take her off your hands. Read the rest of this entry »
Since your stripper has already dried she’s basically all used up and there is no further use for her (but you already knew that).
One option would be to simply lure her out the front door with dollar bills. Depending upon the size of your house, however, this may become a bit spendy.
You could always grab some chloroform and knock her ass out and simply drag her to the nearest K-mart parking lot. To divert her attention while utilizing a chloroform dripping towel you can simply rattle a set of keys akin to teasing a cat. Strippers are usually easily distracted.
If that doesn’t work you can always call up your buddy and get him shit-faced and introduce them to one another. He’ll probably be more than happy to take her off your hands. Read the rest of this entry »
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